is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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