You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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