it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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