As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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