I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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