i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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