He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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