Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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