Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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