Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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