you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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