if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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