No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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