It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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