In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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