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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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