Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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