Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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