Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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