ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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