Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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