Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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