Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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