Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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