I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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