shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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