you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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