I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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