I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Who put my cat in the fridge?
why is half of my head shaved?
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