it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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