and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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