The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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