i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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