Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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