remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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