good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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