There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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