We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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