The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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