i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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