What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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