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This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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