Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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