we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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