my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Congratulations! We have a period
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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