I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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