Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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