Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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