haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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