youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize